One day, cats will learn about gravity.
One day.
^ lmao
Fantastic job, Holmes.
Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy.
Source: 
The Final Problem
“Once you rule out the impossible, whatever remains—however improbable—must be true.”
New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.
Did a post about a water bottle in the background really just get more than 1000 notes in under three hours?
Oh, fandom. Never change.
You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.i have no words.
Fuck. You. Society.
Hahahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LET US USELESS BEINGS INHERIT THE EARTH!
I guess tv stations don’t need people to make their broadcast graphics
And movies don’t need posters and advertisements
Books don’t need to be typesetted
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